parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
Solar Road Trip
"Mom! Earth threw a satellite at me!!" said all the other planets.
"Mom," Pluto wailed, "Earth is saying I’m not a real planet again!"
this is cute.
poor pluto :(
you’ll always be real
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.